Young Hollywood Party

So I went to this "Young Hollywood Party" benefit last night sponsored by CAA. Sounds like it would be a great networking opportunity, right? Not exactly. I was expecting, you know, like a cocktail party, or something, for networking purposes. No, instead, it was a nightclub complete with blaring music and throngs of young Hollywood cliques cocktailing and dancing up a storm. Actually, I think their "benefit" was just an excuse to mash together and drink. I've never seen so many beautiful people under one roof. How lame. Even more lame was the price -- $35. So I had one $13 cosmo (it was supposed to be open bar, but they conveniently ran out of their "free drink specials") and departed. Flush. That's the sound of my hard-earned money being flushed down the toilet.