Mario vs. Emmit

All I have to say is -- Mario Lopez better fricken win "Dancing with the Stars"! He is, by far, a much better dancer. I don't get this whole praise for Emmit. Yeah, he's charming. And he's got a great smile. And yeah, he's a good dancer. But not as good as Mario. Or Joey for that matter. The finals should've been Mario vs. Joey. Now that would've been a finale!

Celebrity sighting: Ash ton Kutcher at my office for a meeting.