What A Scream

Watched the premiere of “Project Greenlight” tonight. All I can say is: I cringed when they chose John Gulager as the director. His directing reel might have showed talent, but his personality and presentation sucked. Way too quirky. Clearly, the winner should have been James Ryan. How they chose Gulager is beyond me. Very disconcerting.

However, I’m glad they chose FEAST as the script. I actually read the revision posted at PGL and it was pretty good. I can’t believe how Matt Damon and Wes Craven basically trashed it, though. That’s gotta hurt. Why do I have a feeling this season is going to be very painful to watch with Gulager at the helm? Like an accident on the side of the road you can’t take your eyes off.

And don’t even get me started about “American Idol” tonight! Oy vey! They all tanked, except for my boy Bo and Nadia. And well, Constantine was kinda good, too, not to mention … well, you just know he’s gettin’ a lot of booty on the side with those come fuck me eyes.

See what happens when Mario checks out? AI falls apart. Here’s hoping we haven’t seen the last of hot-to-trot Mr. Mario Vazquez. Something tells me his “personal reasons” for leaving the show have more to do with a better offer. Let’s hope so.