And In Other News

I sent my query letter out to a producer for my comedy today. Applause, please. Thank you.

And my co-writer on my romantic comedy sent a letter to billionaire Mark Cuban today ... by courier. Yes, that's right -- by fricken courier. Cost: $16.50. Of which I have to pay half. How retarded is that? Mr. Cuban is not going to know it came by courier. His assistant will receive it and open it for him. Hell, chances are, Cuban won't even be in his office when it arrives by courier, anyway. What a waste of money (sorry, Dallas Paul, if you ever read this, but you know how I feel about it).